Good thing these fascists are this incompetent. 🤭

Um…

Not sure

I dream in some monster-land because most of them are nightmares.

Monster language? 🤷‍♂️

If a country claim you have nukes, you have to acquire them quickly.

If a government claims you are a terrorist, then become what they are claiming.

who is originally from Lebanon

Found the pattern. They don’t like brown people or anyone with any connections with “brown people locations”

Aka: fascists being fascist

Well you see, the problem is, you can just say “I want to leave” and go wherever you want. You need visas.

A work visa is only temporary and you get kicked out as soon as you get fired.

So only immigration visas are viable for long term emmigration. Those are very hard to get.

If you go without permission, you will get deported back to the US.

Don’t mind me, I’m just carrying my um…

glances at my stuff

Personal Portable Gaming Desktop PC, 4K 144hz Monitor, Mechanical Keyboard, Gaming mouse, etc…

👀

whispers to border agent Btw, I’m a real gamer 😉

Yea, I read about Schengen and I love the concept.

Unfortunately the rest of the world has not been enlightened and still have border control.

I hope one day, there will be a world-wide Schengen area.

For residents of the United States the duty free limit when returning is 800 dollars worth of stuff

Well, they just removed the de mininis rule…

Stuff that you exported and reimported for personal or business use, but not for resale, is exempt from duty with no dollar limits. If you want documented proof that you are reimporting, you can register the stuff at a customs office in the United States before you leave.

I’m pretty sure nobody registers their personal smartphone and laptop every time they leave the US for a vacation.

I know this is a parody, but:

In the US, you might soon need a white “walking buddy” when they re-instate Jim Crow laws, because you wouldn’t be allowed to travel without a white man leading the group.

Worst of all, when bullies harass and attack and beat people over and over in school, on the rare occasion when a student defends themself, the defender often ends up charged because “cool” bullies get a free pass

Literally me.

Charged with fucking “Aggrevated Assault with a ‘Deadly Weapon’” for self-defence against a bully

I’m like, WTF?

Charges were dropped because they ibviously has no evidence. But still

WTF?!?

I was kinda worried about deportation from the US, but then I remembered I’m already a Citizen because my mother Naturalized so I automatically derived Citizenship.

Can you imagine the potential of deportation for a fucking school fight (not even a fight on my side, its SELF-DEFENCE)?

And cops don’t bother to invesrigate and just take the school admin’s word for it, you know, the school admins are famously known for their impartiality? Lol nope, they are biased as fuck, they pick favorites and screw over anyone who isn’t a teacher’s pet.

ACAB. Fuck the school admin.

Tankies are now supporting trump because he’s advancing putin’s agenda in Ukraine.

That’s tells you all you need to know about the tankies, they were never left wing, they are far-right masquerading as leftists.

There’s a term for this: Red Fascism

_breX_it v2: Economic Crash Boogaloo

Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗

Plot Twist, OP is an actual sentient AI from the alternate timeline 🤖

DJI DRONES!

You can’t even avoid them because they are a monopoly. (There are “no-name” drones but these drones are very bad)

Even the 2nd place of the best drone manufacturers, Autel, their drones also has mandatory app-based internet activation.

I’m not sure and I don’t really care. But I’m assuming its just the admin’s personal dislike of lemmy.ml. Regardless, I chose this instance because of it. I’m sure there are still small number of users acting in good faith on lemmy.ml, but I just don’t wanna deal with their admins’ tankie influence and the higher ratio of trolls on that instance.

I mean, I don’t care if people accidentally waste their time making mean comments that I can’t see, but the problem is if .ml can still the see posts, they can downvote and I wouldn’t be see those downvotes to be able to know if there’s brigading.

Um… no, this is a new account. The defederation happened a while ago, which is the reason why I chose infosec.pub

https://lemmy.ml/u/error_100_000_100@infosec.pub

I just check https://infosec.pub/instances it says lemmy.ml is defeded

Bug? 🤔

Bold of you to assume people still have employment with this shitshow

Unless they manage to make those bending screens have Gorilla Glass 5, I think those are still gonna be rich people toys.

Way too fragile.