Get a crock pot and fill it with some plain frozen meatballs.
Dump the entire contents of a can of crushed pineapple in there, maybe a can of pineapple rings too if you're feeling fancy.
Cover with low sodium teriyaki sauce and cook on high or medium depending on how much stuff you have to do today.
Cook up some rice when it's looking done.
If you want it to be extra fancy you can garnish with some chives and sesame seeds
Takes literally no effort to make (especially if you have a rice cooker), kid friendly for all of the parents out there, nothing too expensive goes into it, and literally everyone I've given it to went crazy over it.
My parents have sold all of their assets trying to take care of my dad who now has late stage Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. Yesterday I saw them watching the signing of the beautiful bill like it was going to be a big relief on their lives.
They acted like I had lost my mind and that I was delusional when I was trying to tell them that they will no longer be eligible for Medicaid under this.
Cream cheese, bacon, and sauerkraut are the most important ingredients for certain. Listed in order of importance. I can live without the sauerkraut but i will be saying something.
Next up is definitely some grilled onions and some fancy mustard and possibly some ketchup.
If you have any lake parks nearby look for someone that's kinda hippie looking. Either that or just go to a rave, even outside of it, everyone there will know someone
Just sitting and having a casual lunch with my dad at work. Sack lunches that my mom had made us! When he nonchalantly tells me that women aren't people and only exist for men's enjoyment. I basically completely froze out of shock as he spends the next half hour trying to use excerpts from the Bible to prove his point.
I haven't had a conversation with him since and that was nearly 20 years ago. Also realized that Christianity is not something I want to be associated with.
Funny thing is that he used to be adamant that god uses Parkinson's to punish only the worst sinners and he's got it now... Apparently there was some engine cleaning solvent my mom desperately tried to get him to stop using? The government banned it because it was giving people Parkinson's so he stocked up on it to prove my mom wrong...
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
My brother sent me this meme an hour ago... Problem is, he believes it... He is not very smart. He is the kind of person who thinks that the memes in wallstreetbets are some kind of conspiracy level of good advice because, and I quote, "They can't just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!"
I've been trying to convince him since that buying Tesla stock right now is a very, very bad idea. It's not a very good idea at all.
I'm here for Cascadia!