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  • I'd try to negotiate. You never know; they might be willing to take Trump, Vance, every single one of Trump's cabinet members, every Republican senator, representative, and governor... and maybe if they're exceptionally ruthless negotiators, like 85% of all elected Democrats to boot.

  • Not just that; he's the fucking minority leader. It's his job to coerce Democrats to vote in a unified manner.

  • And if the vote never materializes, or ends in inevitable failure, will you apologize for posting stupid fucking hypotheticals like this one?

  • Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

  • "The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

    -- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

  • Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"

  • Was going to reply to this post with something like this, but you said it better than I could have. It doesn't matter what lie he tells them, or how obvious it is, they'll eat it up because at this point they pretty much have to. Because they're in so deep at this point that getting out would completely destroy them.

  • Sounds like she loves the version of you that lives in her imagination. That person looks like you, and speaks and acts mostly like you, but isn't trans, just "confused". She has substituted the "you" that she really interacts with for the "you" in her imagination.

    So... does she love you, or just love "you"? In my experience, people tend to love their beliefs more than they love other people. I am an incredibly cynical bastard, though, so take that with a grain of salt.

    I think that in order for your aunt to acknowledge the person you actually are, she'll have to first say goodbye to the version of you she invented. She might not be willing to do that.

  • He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

  • So wait... does he still think Ukraine started the war? I'm so confused. Did Putin turn him down for a loan or something?

  • White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. It's a term that's typically used to refer to blue-blood old money New England types.

  • Because the Russians have mostly stopped using armored columns after getting a huge percentage of their stocks destroyed during armored column assaults. They still have a bunch of artillery left, though, and Russian military doctrine leans HEAVILY on artillery, and has done since the Napoleonic wars.

  • 553 fucking UAVs? Man, fuck you, Russia! That's fucking nuts.

  • As evidenced by the fact that you described your girlfriend as a leftist? Seems like an incredibly small sample size to make that judgment on, but you do you, boo boo.

  • Seems kind of a waste, given that Russia doesn't have many functional tanks left.

  • I was using some facsimile of "comedic effect" in an attempt to make a joke.

  • How recently was he hanging out with Elon Musk?

  • Fuck yeah, Brazil! Excellent news.

  • I don't know, man. I don't think there's any healing the divide that already exists. It's not like Fox and the other propaganda machines are churning out messages of unity or anything. If you're worried about a slippery slope, I hate to tell you that we've been on it for a long time, now. Obviously, the future isn't set in stone, but I think it'd take one hell of an external threat to get us all to band together at this point. Maybe those UFOs we were all concerned about last year could do it?