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  • My little guy spent some time homeless before being dropped off at the SPCA shelter. Was there for a month before I adopted him. Every time I open my door, he stares outside, then looks up at me, rubs himself on my legs, then walks over to his food dish.

  • Ok. But what if we keep doing it? It's good for the environment, and it's a great source of steady employment opportunities.

  • As others in this thread have said, they're attacking US military bases. Problem is two-fold: missiles aren't always 100% accurate due to malfunctions, poor design, or anti-guidance EW systems, also the bases are surrounded by ballistic missile defenses, which basically shoot missiles at incoming missiles. This means that there is a strong likelihood that nearby civilian areas will be hit.

  • I think you vastly underestimate people. There are 10s of millions of them who are different combinations of both stupid and evil.

  • Insert the Pam from "The Office" "same picture" meme here.

  • Police released an image of the primary suspect in this case today.

  • Love that Garrison knows that Trump's sensitive about the size of his hands, so he drew him like Uncle Jack.

  • What is the lie about Ukraine? The only one I can think of is Trump's dogged insistence that they started the war by existing.

  • Wait - we all agreed last Tuesday that Don Lemon's protection was YOUR job. Why'd you allow them to take him, Frobozz? Were you sleeping on the job, or did they pay you off?

  • My ego. :(

  • It's not the only thing about me that's too big to handle! Heeeeyo

  • RIP, Trevor. :(

  • If I wrote out the actual correct answer here, the FBI would open a new file on me.

  • Hey listen: California is vital for Denmark's security, for some reason. Also, the Danish prime minister was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, so that means that they're going to invade us if we don't comply with the sale.

  • Wouldn't induce as much apoplexy in the diaper wearing fuck. But would still be funny.

  • Man, you're like a pizza cutter. All edge and no point.

  • Given that the Nobel Prize is basically the moral equivalent of a cracker jack prize at this point, and given that it's guaranteed to make the Toddler in Chief choke on a McDonald's cheeseburger, they should give it to Obama. I mean, what the fuck - after giving Kissinger one, it's not like the committee assigning them can be said to stand for anything approaching morality. Might as well do it for the memes.

  • She's not doing it in the interest of Venezuela. She's doing it so that he'll make her the puppet leader of Venezuela. She's not Gandhi; she's Vidkun Quisling.

  • Progressive Politics @lemmy.world

    US State Dept. spokesperson says US is the greatest country on Earth... next to Israel.