What hateful assholes

They ended up losing to Google on touch screens, but this seems like way more of a problem.

This is why I never made a Facebook account, seemed pretty clear to me.

They 100% were, you can read testimonials from the people who did the model tuning.

Y’all the appeal of hockey players on a purely physical level is lower torso and butt. You watch them move and you know their obliques will feel like pythons and their ass will jut out like a Hapsburg chin.

They’re also symbols of fighting spirit which is hot.

I feel like this comic more applies to footballers, they’re far smaller than you think in person (at least that’s where I had the exact reaction she is having here, meeting an MLS player and thinking “wow he is way smaller than I thought”.)

Basketball players and baseball players are the opposite, they’re so much bigger in person than they look on the field.

This looks like AI has a hand in it somewhere

That kicks ass no doubt

Why is she looking smug

What the fuck, is Germany grade school?

Does he get to check your clothes before you go out too?

File my dissents on the run

This is SO on brand for McConnell, just wow.

Hey good news! Lake Trasimenus is beautiful this time of year.

His references are out of control. I have to admit it’s pretty sweet that da mayor is a proficient footie shitposter.

Ringo Starr traded me Charlie Kirk’s soul for the Elfstones, which is why the former Beatles drummer is the current Bearer.

I yield to your superior knowledge.

He got that Eric look

If I still gave a shit about the Washington Monument that might have seemed incredibly cheap and tacky.

I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

[dumbassery removed]

Canada is about to force all of our ISPs to report usage to the US, so not everybody.