I think it’s also important to have a hotdogs per day figure, and the math from here is super simple, so I can do it.

384,1236060*24 = 33,188,227,200 hot dogs per day.

💯

But of course, as a puppet of the US empire, reality is rarely considered when speaking…

“My country isn’t getting bombed enough, please guys, kill more of my people!”

• the clown prince

I was born to be a good time 😎

Haha starve bitches.

Someone who’s good at computer, please make! I’m going to assume it wouldn’t be that hard.

Was it ever really a thing though [in the US]? Like aren’t presidents sworn in on a Bible or something? And it says something about God on the money? And the pledge of allegiance? (The USA is a cult, btw)

The US has been the main villain ever since they inherited the role from the British. None of this is surprising if you’ve been paying attention.

It actually still exists in people too, it’s just rare and treatable with antibiotics.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/seriously-dont-worry-about-the-plague

…a team member used the AI to fix a simple typo in a pull request.

A little beside the point, but why on earth would you use copilot to fix “a simple typo?”

Just the phrase “fix my typo” contains about 10 more characters than a typical “simple typo”.

Maybe there’s some context I’m missing, but I get the impression that the people using these chatbots every day just have their brains melted. Like even the most rudimentary task becomes daunting without the help of their little bullshit machine.

So, how fast would you have to go to get green?

Ok never mind I looked it up. 197,640,000 km/hr

According to: https://sciencenotes.org/fast-go-make-red-light-look-green-relativistic-doppler-effect/

My browser tab collection doesn’t help.

Now add a German Shepherd labelled “Firefox” 😝

Yeah…no surprises here. Argentina isn’t usually part of the club, but Milei is a nutjob, so yeah, no surprises.

You don’t have to look at everything in terms of individual responsibility. We can clearly see that the injustices caused by transatlantic slavery, and imperialism more broadly, are very much still here. I think it would be nice to try to remedy this.

Of course, it’s non-binding, and the countries that should probably be paying reparations just happen to have all abstained (except for the rogue USA of course, voting against) so I don’t expect anything will happen. But it’s a nice idea.

True that has to be a factor a well. As it turns out they have no issues applying the misogyny to children too.

“Immediately after power plants and infrastructure in our country are targeted, vital infrastructure as well as energy and oil infrastructure across the entire region will be considered legitimate targets and will be irreversibly destroyed."

There’s the “very good and productive conversation” right there 🤣

(Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/iran-says-will-hit-regions-energy-sites-if-us-israel-target-power-plants)

Umm excuse me, “corruption” is offensive, the correct term is “lobbying”.

I suppose this is the logical outcome of rabid individualism. It wasn’t their kids that were abused, but it’s their bank account getting drained at the gas station.