I usually call him President Pedophile, but I thought I'd change things up with the recent news, think I might start calling him President Hands tho after recent info about Ghislaines horses name came out.
His mum looks like Cruella De Vil, but I doubt this dudes his father, he looks nothing like him, buuut, the dude in the image below has a lot of similar features to Elon.
The first time I voted, I got reeeeal fucking stoned and my year 7 teacher was working for the greens, she looked at me and with the biggest grin ever said " Well, I know who yoooou're voting for" laughed and walked off.
Hahah, Voyager with the save.