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@ dumbass @piefed.social

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Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse. Most probably stoned.

  • Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you

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  • Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.

  • I gotcha, boss

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  • Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.

  • It's been YEARS

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  • So I threw some stones into a bowl of old boston tea leaves soaked in essential oils, boiled in a hand carved Amethyst geode bowl over burning piles of sage and dried aged red oak shavings for 6 hours under the red moon and it said about 5 to 15 years minimum.

  • Catdog

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  • I am Catman, zoomer of the night, chaser of shadows, I am the darkness, I am the noise, I am the Dark Bite.

  • I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.

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  • That's why I say hey man, nice shot

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  • We could force feed them, hypothetically speaking.

  • DOJ is trying to convince a judge that RFK Jr.'s decisions are untouchable

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  • Theyre uncomprehensible, see I can make up bullshit as well!

  • Paging SpaceCowboy

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  • Just grab em by the skully

  • Paging SpaceCowboy

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  • One mans kidnapping is anothers escorting.

  • Paging SpaceCowboy

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  • There's gotta be one out there teabagging Xenomorphs.

  • Paging SpaceCowboy

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  • Yeah that made it easier to understand.

  • Lauren Boebert shames GOP for voting to cover up sex scandals: ' Go tell your daughters !'

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  • You know the worlds fucked when that fuck head is making sense.

  • After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.

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  • The true defence against evil.

  • PIC

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  • This is how you do it, also, is he touching Cenas ass?

  • That's why I say hey man, nice shot

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  • He had his constituents dreams in the back of his head.

  • Why is the USA attacking Iran?

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  • Its a lot of things all at once, theres the control of the oil, control of a shipping route, undoing what the cia did, then theres also the biblical side where they are trying to fulfil prophecies to bring on the second coming of Jesus (to probably install a figurehead to use to control people), also this helps Israel get the biblical lands back, which they so obviously want, also they want to get rid of the Shiite Muslims across the world, also theres real estate opportunities for these rich assholes to cash in on, like they're already out doing with gaza, the board of peace is just an auction house. It also distracts from the failing economy and the tariffs, the ice Gestapo, the authoritative fascist dictatorship that the US has become, the technocracy thats being implemented to replace the current system, its also a giant man baby who keeps getting his ego bruised, who will punish the haters for their slights against him, could be he's full blown Dementia boy now and no ones stopping him from doing insane shit. Could legit be a peace operation, but the last one's more of a fantasy than the others.

  • An identification key

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  • Now we arent 100% sure it doesn't cause gonorrhea, someone's gotta fuck one first.

  • no context @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    PIC

  • Operation Epstein Fury 🇺🇸

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  • Children dying in the name of a cannibalistic Pedophile, sounds about right.

  • White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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  • We could at least start catching up on sleep.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    I can see the family resemblance now!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    I think I got away with it!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Thank you for the shitposts, y'all kept me sane this year!

  • Videos @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Ants on drugs.

  • Videos @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Ace Ventura/cliffhanger mashup.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Ding Fries Are Done - Christmas Remix.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Just me browsing Lemmy today.

  • Anti Meme @sopuli.xyz
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Public Service Announcement.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Making of SpongeBob.

  • shitposts @piefed.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Magic Mirror on the wall, Who is the most evil of them all.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    dumbass @piefed.social

    Tell us the truth Donny.