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@ dumbass @aussie.zone

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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • iSweep

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  • After a couple of hours you start hoping some shithead kid comes in and messes the store up so you have something to actually do.

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    Whatifalthist

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  • Explain this to my dumbass please.

  • She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise

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  • This is why people get hit with a frypan.

  • iSweep

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  • She's not cleaning because the floors dirty, she's just trying to pass the time, when I worked at a small shop that got fuck all customers, I cleaned that floor so much, I think I stripped the top layer off.

  • These damb apples

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  • Granny smith got to them for trying to reveal her secrets.

  • Creation Entertainment have announced ENT cast members for STLV 2026

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  • Dominic Keating has resting "heavily depressed dude trying to pretend he's not heavily depressed" face.

  • Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artwork

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  • Well looks like sales of googly eyes are about to go through the roof.

    We must googly eye EVERYTHING!

  • free minecraft

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  • Probably.

  • Everything used to be better

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  • Tree fiddy is still king.

  • Classy

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  • I love old naked paintings and statues of dudes, they always make me feel better about myself.

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    Who is James Tobin? What is the Tobinverse

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  • James be Tobin Deez nuts!

  • Protip: Don't lose count

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  • All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.

  • What kind of situation would you have to be in to think, "I really wish there was an American here right now."

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  • When I can't find the oil I brought a few months ago.

  • Chad homeless philosopher Diogenes of Sinope asserting dominance

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  • And that's why he's my hero.

  • Cope

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  • Man, that shit made me gay.

  • EA Says It Will Retain Creative Control Following Saudi Sale, But, Like, Come On - Aftermath

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  • Hmmmm tough one this one, do we want EA to maintain creative control?

  • Trump Admin Considering Drone Strikes On Mexican Cartels Without Coordinating With Sheinbaum Government

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  • I'm not defending the cartel's, I'm just pointing out that this form of "help" will be more destructive if Mexico allows Trump to drone attack whatever he wants in the country, because he already thinks most Mexicans are criminals or rapists, so what's stopping him from just drone bombing the shit out of the country because he believes he's killing criminals?

    He's happy to see Americans get killed by his actions, you think he's gonna give a shit about killing Mexicans?

  • Superman is a terrible person who wants to take away people's freedom.

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  • Didn't he join ICE?

  • Trump Admin Considering Drone Strikes On Mexican Cartels Without Coordinating With Sheinbaum Government

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  • This is like someone breaking into your house, destroying everything but stealing all your unhealthy food to help with your diet.