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doug

@ doug @lemmy.today

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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • My, my, would you look at the time

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  • The first one just isn’t that good imo. It’s mostly a vibes movie. Also the story with the snake death is just cruel.

    IMO 3 and 6 are the best (and 6 inspired Scream!).

    There’s a decent fan installment Never Hike Alone, but F13 always felt like the mean, no-empathy response to (and blatant/admitted rip off of) Halloween.

    …but I’m a sucker for movies with an unstoppable killing machine stalking protagonists so I’ll watch whatever tripe anyone puts out. If you’re less picky than me and haven’t seen any of ‘em, those are my 2 cents.

  • Anthropic AI safety researcher quits, says the ‘world is in peril’

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  • “I must go, my planet needs me.”

  • In the fight against climate change, Trump sides with climate change | The end of the endangerment finding, briefly explained.

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  • I’m so glad my spouse and I opted to not have kids. I knew we were fucked, but to see things get this fucked is just… eesh.

    We’d love to adopt if we can ever afford it, but at this rate uhhh, we’ll just be housing refugees in our apartment.

  • It's the reality! (reposted to ensure accuracy)

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  • It’s hard for us to commit to long term gratification on a personal scale, you think were apt for the same task on a national scale?

    If I don’t see instant results after I vote, I’m never voting again!… (/s)

    …we need whatever the Ozempic equivalent is across the nation.

  • Doompity doo

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  • They think they have a good union but they don’t.

  • Wannabe President ICE Barbie’s Fake ‘Cabinet’ Meetings Exposed

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  • They’re not fake, it’s a real dollhouse

  • Trump promised RFK Jr. would ‘restore faith in American health care.’ A year in, trust has plummeted | CNN

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  • I’m below 45 but I’m gonna try and talk my doctor into letting me get a test early for no reason other than my being paranoid. I’ve had a few hemorrhoids and my bowels smell odder than usual despite following the same diet, so I just wanna see what my options are.

  • Trump promised RFK Jr. would ‘restore faith in American health care.’ A year in, trust has plummeted | CNN

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  • I’ve been rewatching Futurama for background noise while cooking and RFK absolutely feels 1:1 like he’s got a brain slug with the advice he’s been dispensing.

  • Every freakin day

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  • Just break the glass at this point.

  • Call now.

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  • they just give you two pre-filled pouches with the paperwork.

    Les Schwab did the same thing with braces and tires; they’d just give you some small bits of wire and squares and tell you to figure it out. it was too good a deal to pass up at the time.

    unfortunately self-administering braces is harder than you’d think. I’ll never be able to eat like I used to 😔

    great tires tho

  • Which is it?.

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  • If it’s steamed I’ll eat it all. Steam it like a good ham.

  • Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.

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  • Down for some necking? 😍😍

  • Zero lies or exaggerations detected.

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  • are you suggesting Trump killed Dahmer, processed his carcass, and serves him for lunch?

  • I’d rather have a puppy

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  • “…mummy? daddy? why ever have you stopped copulating? is it my requests that sully your spark? I have more suggestions on how to proceed.”

    “jfc with this girl, I’m never doing anal again”

  • I’d rather have a puppy

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  • “whatever you do, please don’t do what you did to give me my previous sister; sure she loved ponies and talked of ranches, but she also lived in great pain having her spine twisted 180 degrees and only being able to walk backwards. 😔 I still hear her screams in my darkest of dreams”

  • Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On

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  • Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?

  • Sadly true

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  • You know I learned recently that it’s impossible to be outside long enough in some areas of the world to get your daily dose of vitamin D? Areas not as remote as you’d think!

    —oh, right, politics. Uh, yeah no, Love is more powerful than hate, but sometimes it takes tough love to really suffocate the hate, y’know? Really put that pillow over the face and just… don’t…

    …Seattle, for example! Can’t get enough sun in Seattle!

  • California union pushes work-from-home bill as Newsom calls state employees back to the office

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  • “Please the cities will collapse if you don’t come back!”

    maybe tear down the office buildings and put up housing?

    “N-no, office buildings only.”

  • Ever

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  • You respond to my being vulnerable with pedantry?