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@ doug @lemmy.today

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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • Anyone else having issues with YouTube right now?

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  • my my god god

  • Pick-ard

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  • “that book borrowed five bucks from me and it never paid me back!”

  • ✌️😭

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  • kill meeeeeeeeee

  • Is your life better or worse than your parents (I mean specifically your parents, not your parent's generation)? (Specify country)

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  • Worse in that I don’t have a house and probably never will.

    Better in that I know more about how to treat my physical and mental health than they ever knew about theirs.

    Worse in that I don’t have as much money as they had at my age.

    Better in that I don’t need to worry about leaving money to anyone.

  • Donald Trump accuses Barack Obama of releasing classified information

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  • Well I accuse Trump of being a pathetic piece of shit.

  • CIA knew about plans to sabotage Nord Stream pipeline

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  • I’m surprised they know anything these days under this administration.

  • Remember when car controls weren't complicated

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  • But will the screwdriver have the same sound?

  • Mechanic

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  • Three baps of the paw should do it.

  • Wiki > Fandom

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  • Fandom would have those old moving pop up windows if they could/were still a thing.

  • Oh the grand old Duke of York 🎶

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  • How do you sing those bars?

  • Two sides to every story

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  • “First of all I absolutely let you have all the privacy you wanted. Second of all those were my Corn Flakes and I was absolutely justified in cutting your brakes. Back me up here, doc.”

  • I assure you, it's not good.

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  • I’m getting worked over 😩

  • Fancycles

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  • the sentence is a clean manhood

  • Man who left girlfriend to die on top of mountain once abandoned another woman up there, court is told

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  • Ew, DailyMail? On the one hand the tabloids sure knows how to drive engagement, and I like to encourage engagement on Lemmy to help it grow…

    …on the other hand, ew DailyMail.

  • I assure you, it's not good.

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  • Lets them focus on their work? I’d argue the opposite.

  • X-Files

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  • “Except for your desire to be abducted by aliens. That’s a direct result, probably.”

  • Fancycles

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  • no other shampoo could untie the knots and melt the fragrant cheese from beneath my boys.

  • St. Paul City Council passes ordinance prohibiting law enforcement from wearing masks

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  • Watch another plague breakout just so they have an excuse to wear them again 😩 (not that the first one ever ended)

  • Joan Newton Cuneo, racecar driver, ~1910

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  • 🎶 Joan-y was a racecar driver. She drove so goddamn fast 🎶

  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Double fluff: Zoo welcomes first condor chicks of season

    www.oregonzoo.org /news/double-fluff-zoo-welcomes-first-condor-chicks-season
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    3 Portland councilors propose PCEF tax hike to backfill city budget

    www.opb.org /article/2025/04/03/portland-councilors-pcef-tax-hike/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Oregon Supreme Court says ‘misleading marketing’ case against Tillamook can move forward

    www.opb.org /article/2025/04/03/oregon-supreme-court-tillamook-lawsuit-case-moves-forward/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Oregon DHS opens sexual abuse investigation into former spokesman Gene Evans

    www.opb.org /article/2025/04/04/oregon-department-human-services-gene-evans-st-helens-spokesman-sexual-abuse-students/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Bill introduced by freshman lawmaker inspired by Eugene Weekly's coverage of son’s presence at Jan. 6 US Capitol insurrection

    www.streetroots.org /news/2025/04/02/bill-introduced-freshman-lawmaker-inspired-newspaper-coverage-son-s-presence-jan-6
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Portland struggling with ‘confusing’ public comment rules in new government

    www.opb.org /article/2025/04/01/portland-struggling-with-confusing-public-comment-rules-in-new-government/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Judge bars Grants Pass from enforcing anti-homeless ordinances while lawsuit continues

    www.streetroots.org /news/2025/03/28/judge-bars-grants-pass-enforcing-anti-homeless-ordinances-while-lawsuit-continues
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    ODOT Wants To Start Building The I-5 Rose Quarter Project—With Only Enough Money for Half of It

    www.portlandmercury.com /news/2025/03/31/47714350/odot-wants-to-start-building-the-i-5-rose-quarter-project-with-only-enough-money-for-half-of-it
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Another Timeline

  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    New details on how PBOT will spend $200,000 on intersection daylighting – BikePortland

    bikeportland.org /2025/03/26/new-details-on-how-pbot-will-spend-200000-on-intersection-daylighting-393575
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Bill protects tenants from being asked about their immigration status

    www.streetroots.org /news/2025/03/26/bill-protects-tenants-being-asked-about-their-immigration-status
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Portland city employees, councilors question Mayor Wilson’s return-to-office mandate

    www.opb.org /article/2025/03/27/portland-city-employees-councilors-question-mayor-wilsons-return-to-office-mandate/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Lawmakers consider extension of Oregon’s prison time alternative for parents

    www.opb.org /article/2025/03/28/oregon-prison-time-alternative-parents-bill/
  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    how tf do you warm up plates?

  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    City Council demands mayor investigate Zenith Energy agreement

    www.streetroots.org /news/2025/03/20/city-council-demands-mayor-investigate-zenith-energy-agreement
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Portland Preps for New, “Toes-in-the-Water” Riverfront Park

    www.portlandmercury.com /news/2025/03/21/47698596/portland-preps-for-new-toes-in-the-water-riverfront-park
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Kroger blames Albertsons for merger's demise in new court filings

    www.opb.org /article/2025/03/25/kroger-blames-albertsons-for-merger-s-demise-in-new-court-filings/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Amtrak pulls aging railcars from Cascades route due to safety concerns

    www.opb.org /article/2025/03/26/amtrak-pulls-cascades-railcars/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Trump administration funding freeze creates uncertainty for Oregon urban tree canopy programs

    www.opb.org /article/2025/03/26/trump-administration-funding-freeze-creates-uncertainty-for-oregon-urban-tree-canopy-programs/
  • Portland @lemmy.world
    doug @lemmy.today

    Portland Apartment Construction Falls to Lowest Level in More Than a Decade

    www.wweek.com /news/2025/03/19/portland-apartment-construction-falls-to-lowest-level-in-more-than-a-decade/