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  • They aren’t fighting lol

  • “Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

  • Always has been

  • Salmon

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  • Hwaaaat?!

  • Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering.

  • What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

  • Narrator: Fast forward to today: one is no longer alive, and the other has a crippling alcohol addiction and a permanently estranged family.

    Friends don’t let friends use AI.

  • Minority Report irl. Fantastic.

  • Calling the Omnigods “beasts” is a peculiar choice. I reckon we shall readily determine the level of Their benevolence forthwith.

  • Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

    “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

  • Tail

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  • Get your goddamn caption outta my bigass motherfucking tail!

  • Is this what experts generally refer to as the “Fucking Around” phase?

  • I guess, but isn’t it considered inappropriate to be texting or browsing during the ceremony?

  • Don’t take apples! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with apples, don’t take it! Don’t take it! And if you can’t live, if your baby is so bad you have to take one because there’s no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can ya take instead, it’s actually there’s not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the, other of the apples are absolutely proven bad. I mean they’ve been proven bad with the Galaxy Crisps and the Granny Smiths and others, right? And they’ve been proven bad.

  • 🫵😠 “Let’s stop attacking pedophiles!” – Rafael E. Cruz, noted Texan Republican; Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Washington, D.C.; Sept. 30, 2025.

  • I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.

    If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

  • If counts if the toaster is a robot.

  • It’s up to you to use your best judgement. There are many places where it definitely wouldn’t fly (a wedding for example), and it’s up you to read the room.

    That said, most casual places usually don’t mind, and when with friends you probably shouldn’t, unless they’re chill. Common sense prevails above all else.

  • lol that’s just not true these days that it’s rude to be on your phone in a restaurant. I’ve seen entire families on ‘em in relatively swank joints, and ain’t no one saying a damn thing.