Some day I'll end up as worm food. I wonder if there exist any worms which (though genetically corpse eaters) would raise ethical concerns about eating human corpses? Would they draw cartoons about happy, carefree humans tapping contentedly away on their phones?
The condensation is caused by the temperature difference. Just drink warm water, it hydrates you exactly as well as cold does. Perhaps learn about the British tradition of drinking plant-leaf-flavored hot water.
Oh, probably not. Might as well let Trump remain a dictator for life.
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