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Die Mart Die

@ diemartin @sh.itjust.works

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Él/He/Him | ES/EN | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇻🇪

Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente computadoras y juegos. Daltónico.

Just a random nerd, mostly computers and games. Colorblind.

  • pls?

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  • It's ok Dale

  • Advertisements

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  • Remember kids: despite what the ad industry may claim, they're running arbitrary code on your devices, so it's your moral duty to not so politely tell them to fuck off

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Xrimp

  • This is the worst case yet.

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  • If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write "potato" as "ghoughphtheightteeau".

  • TIL that I18n is Internationalization, and why

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  • This makes me wonder if there's a h33a abbreviation...

    Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a humorously artificially extended word for "fear of/aversion to long words"

  • An oopsie occured

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  • "Use coupon code NOMOBLOOD to get one free(*) bottle of water(**)!

    (*) Promo valid only on purchases of $1000 or more

    (**) Not cold"

  • An oopsie occured

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  • I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?

  • Ooops

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  • My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

  • Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em

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  • I'm not gullible.

    (I'm mad that even though I disabled animations in Voyager, it's animating the thumbnail anyway)

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Oh Yeah

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  • Basically what I think of Simpsons "predictions".

    Matt Groening isn't some kind of clairvoyant. He just knows history and recognizes patterns.

  • An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax

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  • I Love Sideloading

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  • There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm

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  • Can u get pregante if use condom men?

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    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Swayze

  • sporgleborgvent #20

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  • No...! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

  • There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm

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  • Comdonents? Condoments? Condiments?

  • town

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  • To build more, you'd need a Foreman

  • You are allowed flavor

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  • You are allowed flavor

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  • Just to clarify, I'm not British.

    But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Why do some users have zero upvotes on their new posts/comments?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Choina

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    After all, why not?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm losing my mind

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Teapot

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    All Cacas Are Bastards

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    The PS5 has no games! smh

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    Hard work

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    XCF Ultimate

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Genesis

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Jk jk unless...?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    u WoT m8

  • Aneurysm Posting @sopuli.xyz
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    IF NO HEN

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Greedy bastards

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    'Cause I'm Mr. Brightnose

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    It's Cuz Of That [REDACTED] 'Pizza'

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    This is inssein