Amazing. Of all the wild mashups of media I could possibly see myself imagine, The Far Side and Warhammer 40k didn’t even make the list.

And a TFS reference to boot? This thread has everything.

Looks like it came out of some forgotten typeset.

Thank you. I was just about to post this. OP’s post just wasn’t evil enough.

Oh, there’s no mystery about it. It’s a box, full of single-use hex keys, all of which are inexplicably the wrong size.

i can answer this. the triple-backtick block assumes you’re writing in program code, like Javascript. The wild-looking highlighting follows most code syntax.

https://markdowncheatsheet.com/reference/code-blocks

Protip: tape this to the bottom or back of whatever it is you’re assembling. Makes it super easy to tighten loose screws or disassembly for moving.

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQhyDYQ081U

The real question is how in the hell did they pivot from douche to “all-purpose kitchen and bath cleaner.”

Had me in the first half.

Honestly, that’s a good sensory thing to have. Small sock wrinkles and tiny pebbles in your shoe turn into blisters on day-hikes. There are times to have grit and “tough it out” and this is not one of 'em.

Took me a second to realize that the loose threads weren’t just sloppy workmanship. :(

That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.

It’s all in the (fish)eye of the beholder.

Yikes. No thank you.

Thank you. I thought I was going crazy for a second.

Not only is the amount supposed to grow, but it’s also supposed to keep ahead of inflation. And the last 40-50 years have had A LOT of that.

Just going by the thumbnail I was going to guess that this was (Data) Loss.

At the RAM bank.

What’s ipdog?

ipkea

I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.