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  • But I bet she can order DoorDash with his money.

  • If you marry for money you will earn every cent.

  • Pakistan or Saudi Arabia?

  • Yes, if what you mean is a bunch of posers trying to convince others they’re smart.

    <looks around nervously>

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    It's a tragedeigh.

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  • Explain why they chose a black mother when they make up only 10% of the population.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Is this the same United States that’s investigating people for having unflattering memes of the vice president on their phone?

    Tell us more about the importance of free speech.

  • Edibles

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  • Pemmican

  • Your cousin is 2.5m tall? So he’s in the top 20 tallest humans to have ever lived?

  • But if I count those people I get a bigger budget!

    —Some bureaucrat

  • “Deets?”

    “No deets, only angry vibes! Fix now!”

  • When Facebook centered the algorithm over friend updates, I stopped posting updates for my friends.

    They decided eyeballs were worth more than connecting friends. Fair enough, I’ll just leave.

  • Pair of tire levers and a new tube is what, $20?

  • Bunch of rich men bought a parlor trick.

    For them to make money, either the trick has to start paying off, or they need to convince more rich men to buy in at an even higher price, so they can say the investment has grown.

    This is like Dutch tulip dealers hyping up their next auction.

  • If they can’t make it a profitable business at this scale, means they’re asking for $40B to keep subsidizing the appearance of a successful company.

    Like if Uber asked for $40B to keep selling rides for less than they pay the driver.

  • Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

  • It’s a shame most Android manufacturers offer little or no support for OS updates.

    No good technical reason why your 10 old tablet can’t run a 5 year old OS.

  • A&E’s Hoarders

  • Wikipedia non-free media policy strikes again!