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  • That Orange Bastard

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  • He shits himself because he had a child on the island put something in his ass and the child kicked it really hard.

  • You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question?

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  • Put it in a box with a cat, a vial of poison and a decay timer that releases the poison. Obviously.

    Edit: Just what is this downvote supposed to mean? Someone get me a box.

  • Would the tart blueberries taste as good if you didn't have to randomly power through 3 to 5 bland ones between each good one?

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  • Blue fingers and mouth from eating blueberries.

    Have you ever eaten a real blueberry like ever? They're purple, sometimes almost red, but they aren't actually nor have they ever been blue.

  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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  • And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can't come up with something on his own so he stole it.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ

    And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.

  • Pick wisely

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  • Praise Be

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  • "They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs"

    And it turns out they were actually eating children. With disturbing descriptions of what it was like. RIP Madeleine McCann.

  • For only 200$ !!!!!

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  • I don't not want it...

  • ‘Black Mirror’ episode comes to life in alleged $66 million crypto theft attempt

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  • Color? What's that?

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  • You guys added the U to color way after you made it be "color" to begin with. Aluminum is the original British spelling. Fahrenheit isn't American it's British. Need we go on?

  • Start-up idea

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  • So I heard you like making machines in the likeness of a human mind...

  • Absolute disaster, RAT backdoored through WINE. Assistance with Docker

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  • That's absolutely NOT the way to get help. Dumbass.

  • Go right

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  • Sure, Jan

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  • Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?

  • I'm gonna zip my pants up

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  • Alternate universe Parliament?

  • Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?

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  • Dude-tier list

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  • I don't care for WSL either.

  • Dude-tier list

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  • MacOS doesn't work exactly like Windows? The hell you say!

    You know you've got a bad take when someone who doesn't even like Apple is making fun of you. Just saying.

  • Dude-tier list

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  • Is that X OSX? They renamed it back to MacOS.

  • Trump Mobile execs showcase the T1 Phone's new design and specs, and say the phones go through “final assembly” in Miami and full assembly in the US is a “goal”

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  • It still is.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I 🫀 Piracy

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    Bruh

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Kevin may try to sleep with you

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Busey

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    Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have a baby

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Totaled Eclipse

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    Jotato

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    Cheap Criminal

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    As one comment has correctly stated, the most high effort shitpost of all time.