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cosmictrickster

@ cosmictrickster @lemmy.world

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  • save water.

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  • Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?

    No?

    Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.

  • Do any of you actually call your cats by their names?

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  • Monty is “the boy”, “little man”, or “mun bruv”.

    Okie is “little miss”.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Hellboy enters the chat

  • Both the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequel trilogy end with the fire roasted Anakin.

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  • Do not waaaaaaaaant!

  • Both the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequel trilogy end with the fire roasted Anakin.

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  • Soup

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  • I see no danger noodles (aka nope ropes).

  • A language like a set of building blocks.

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  • Where you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.

  • The moon

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  • Aeroplane

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  • Fly? Yes.

    Land? No.

  • She's got the talent

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  • The only woman who did go back.

  • The shortest distance

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  • One of the few world maps with New Zealand on it.

  • "Now pendejo, shall we shee what short of shwordsman you've become?"

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  • My cut hash improved your voish!

  • Cake up here...

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  • Of course, everyone is assuming it’s the cat that’s named Allie…

  • Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive?

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  • That’s a drinks coaster.

  • Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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  • Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…

  • Perpetual stew vibes

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  • The first rule of fight club project mayhem is…

  • Caption this.

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  • How to reassemble your intrinsic field: Part 1

  • SoyFACE

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  • Ngl, when I saw Soyface I thought it was the next racial outrage like blackface, like an white person turning up to a party pretending to be Chinese or something.

  • Radiation is a literal Lovecraftian Monster

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  • Needs more tentacles.

    Cthulhu enters the chat

  • cats @lemmy.world
    cosmictrickster @lemmy.world

    Lost our little snuggler yesterday

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    cosmictrickster @lemmy.world

    No. No I don't think I will.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    cosmictrickster @lemmy.world

    Screwed up and bought a cat bed apparently

  • cats @lemmy.world
    cosmictrickster @lemmy.world

    Our solar powered cat Riggs