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Codpiece

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  • Doot doot

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  • Whereas fish can play scales?

  • Doot doot

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  • It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

  • Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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  • Carpentry?

  • Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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  • Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

  • Oh I forgot

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  • Still better than being too hot under a relentless sun.

  • A guide for our friends outside the U.S.

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  • I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.

  • A guide for our friends outside the U.S.

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  • Is that not -90f?

  • If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour?

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  • I never use trains, so no. I live in a part of the country where public transport doesn’t work. I’d still have to drive to a station, pay through the nose for parking and then end up nowhere near where I need to be, and probably already late.

  • If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted

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  • Well, no metal in there

    What have they got against Iron Maiden?

  • Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming

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  • Is this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?

  • Cinderella's Millennium Falcon

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  • What does it turn into at midnight?

  • China criticises Australia, Canada warships in Taiwan Strait

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  • Never use Chinese made irony meters, they clearly don’t work.

  • Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever?

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  • Bit rude, they were only asking a question.

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  • Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.

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  • Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.

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  • Coming right up

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  • Could still happen in the US during their lifetime. Never give up hope.

  • Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • I’m not sure mine would understand.

  • Weather guy says it's about to sticky rain. But will be over in just a few minutes

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  • Sticky rain or golden shower?