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Codpiece@feddit.ukto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•A truly advanced society23·1 day agoAnd they all turn up on time.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto United Kingdom@feddit.uk•We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warnsEnglish10·1 day agoWon’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.
Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto World News@lemmy.world•French PM may scrap two public holidays to reduce country’s crippling debtEnglish52·2 days agoYeah, that’ll go down well with the populace I’ll bet. Cue rioting and fires.
Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto United Kingdom@feddit.uk•England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bansEnglish6·5 days agoI’m fairly sure water companies don’t have anything to do with issuing oil drilling and exploration licenses.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Royal Mail given go-ahead to scrap second-class post on SaturdaysEnglish2·7 days agoI bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Heathrow to pipe 'sounds of an airport' around airportEnglish55·8 days ago“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto News@lemmy.world•Measles cases surge to record high since disease was declared eliminated in the US11·9 days agoA seemingly large portion of its population seem to have chosen freedom from education.
1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Funny@sh.itjust.works•In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"1·9 days agoAnd lots of decibels.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Funny@sh.itjust.works•In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"1·9 days agoBecause that all makes perfect sense.
Well, the kg bit does anyway.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Funny@sh.itjust.works•In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"1·9 days agoYou’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto World News@lemmy.world•UK experts inspect fighter jet stuck in India for three weeksEnglish2·10 days agoHas anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.world•TikTok Is Reportedly Making a U.S. Version of the AppEnglish9·10 days agoI wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto Funny@sh.itjust.works•In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"9·10 days agoThe real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.
Says the person without tits on their furniture.
Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?
But you already are