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  • What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?

  • The farmers around here apparently make artisanal bread, pheasant pasties and Greek olives.

    What’s veg?

  • I assume they like the contrast between their skin and their white Audis.

  • In England, orange coloured people put down green plastic lawns.

  • Being kicked in the backyard is going to really hurt.

  • What’s the control percentage?

  • I’ve a hunch I am too.

  • That should be the default position for everything, including education and law making.

  • Growing in garden.

  • For cups of tea? Probably.

    For baking and making wine and spirits? Probably not.

  • And the grocery shopping.

  • They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

    Easy mistake to make.

  • The maid might feel differently however.

  • Because they don’t have shovels obviously.

    Just pliers.

  • What?!? You didn’t even get time to research which new bookshelves to get!

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  • It’s almost as if they don’t give a flying fuck about you, or your opinions that your parents should have taught you to keep to yourself.

  • It’s the distance one freedom eagle can fly before being returned to captivity.