Slaps

I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts

“it costs money to install AC”

Sure, weak excuse, but let’s go with it – What’s the excuse for not giving water? They get water ONCE A DAY, if that? That’s just completely fucked and insane

You can turn off the weird gesture shit and go back to the three buttons in settings.

“Navigation mode” -> “3-button navigation”

TBH the lack of a back button is one of the things I dislike about iPhones

Rear fingerprint scanner though…I miss it so much

Indoor is good though. Floating around the mall is a good activity for shit weather days

Eh I’m not sure it would be that way again even if interest rates were low. Private capital firms (Blackrock) have bought up a lot of homes

I’m still mad that the ballot initiative to move away from FPTP failed in Massachusetts 😢

George Soros put spiders in your butt

For pooping in the hot tub, of course

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish

Not dickish; a learned lesson.

So basically the word for zero is “drizzle”?

That’s awesome

Levels is great for the tech industry. (Possibly other industries as well, but that’s the one I am familiar with)