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Christian

@ christian @lemmy.ml

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I think I speak for most people when I say that I’m a good representative of the general population.

  • The wife, the problem, the reason [Arcade Rage]

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  • I always found it overwhelming to get started on big messes, so cleaning everything up immediately would get around my executive dysfunction. When I got in a relationship with someone whose approach was to be a human hurricane and then deep clean every once in a while it was a culture shock and it took years of me being a bad partner to become more responsible. I didn't really understand the executive dysfunction so I self-loathed over it.

  • Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much

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  • It's funny that they got it backwards but honestly getting an 80% success rate by picking the opposite is more accurate detection than I would have expected.

  • 'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN

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  • Monster Sanctuary had much worse graphics and the story was not engaging at all but somehow I still enjoyed it a lot more than Cassette Beasts.

  • Drawing by a 5 year old girl at the ICE Children’s Concentration Camp in Dilley, TX. This child turned 5 in detention & has spent almost 20% of her life jailed along with 4 of her siblings

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  • I think it's disingenuous to say those two murders turned public opinion when those two murders were a direct result of public opinion already turning. Everyone has grown up immersed in propaganda, it's not helpful to shame people for shedding that too late.

  • As an Adult

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  • As an Adult

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  • It's gotta be my favorite webcomic.

  • So, I'm kinda new at Kirby. What's this dark blue thing?

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  • I loved that game, art style is beautiful.

  • Why are people like my son's girlfriend so obsessed with jailbreaking?

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  • It do be like that

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  • I'm on the far left.

  • 24 January 1989

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  • I really love this one, especially the first panel.

  • Noooooooooo

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  • Never wash produce with detergent or bleach

    Why did no one tell me this earlier?

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  • I think I had this comic saved like twenty years ago and I also don't remember where I found it.

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  • If you put a bandage over the big hole in your chest you can get a good drumming sound out of it.

  • Alien abduction

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  • What is something you can see, hear, smell, etc., that others can't?

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  • Before I lost my sense of smell I was absurdly sensitive to ranch. If my ex opened a ranch dip in the apartment I would be dry-heaving very quickly. When I was a kid I would sometimes move seats eating lunch at school because other kids had ranch doritos. Not having to deal with that anymore was a rare positive to come out of my awful experience with covid.

    I can enjoy coldcuts and cheeses, but they'll make me sick if they're not extremely fresh. In some cases they already smell and taste like they've gone rancid fresh off the slicer.

    Pancreatitic sepsis fucked my tastebuds, my hospital stay was extended a full week because I couldn't keep down foods other than sweets. They actually restarted me on the feeding tube because of that. When I went off the NPO and got to eat again for the first time I asked for a spicy sandwich from Chick-Fil-A, I'm pretty sure it was just an ordinary spicy sandwich but in that moment it tasted like the spiciest thing I had ever eaten in my entire life. I don't like the taste of water anymore, which is miserable.

  • What is something you can see, hear, smell, etc., that others can't?

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  • Ever since I had pancreatitic sepsis I hate the taste of water, it's so frustrating. I mostly drink a few specific zero-sugar sodas now, I wish the prebiotic sodas weren't so expensive because they would be the best solution.

  • Why do some people try to humanize the wealthy and people in positions of power?

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  • I think it's increasingly easier to feel empathy for a killer the more steps there are between them and the trigger. I personally find it much more jarring when someone can just fully turn off empathy when given context. A lot of the time what you're talking about goes hand-in-hand with dehumanizing the impoverished, that's the one I can't fathom.

  • The Last Truly Custom Nintendo: A 3DS Retrospective

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  • I didn't realize there were alternate hardware options available. I have the custom firmware installed on mine, but I had two of them crap out of me in the past so it's crossed my mind that if that happened again the resale market for them might force this one to be my last.

    Some ds and 3ds games tried to shoehorn in touchscreen usage, which was annoying because there's no shame in a good game not making use of the stylus. With that said, the ones that made good use of both screens were spectacular. Shoutout to Yo-Kai Watch 3.

  • What are your cats' nicknames?

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  • My favorite cat was named Buddy, but since he would get into a lot of mischief we would often refer to him as "the monster". Once you start calling your cat Buddy Monster, you'll find you're now a very short distance from Monster of Buddies I'm pulling your strings.

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  • Brutalize me I WILL HEAL

  • Hockey @lemmy.ca
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    The Mark Messier NHL Leadership Award is probably the one award a player on my team can win while making me feel fully indignant about the selection.

  • Creative @beehaw.org
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Mastodon account for my terrible screenplay ideas.

    sunny.garden /@originalscreenplays/
  • ADHD @lemmy.world
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Man I'm comfy in bed and really want to sleep but I just thought of a task that will only take me a couple minutes to accomplish.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Realizing that my cat spent months teaching me he likes head massages.

  • Arch Linux @lemmy.ml
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Error with recent deepin-icon-theme update, how should I address this?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Relationship advice?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Stackexchange sites tend to be pretty reliable for any questions you can't find answers to with a simple search

  • cats @lemmy.world
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    Grainy photo of my cat sleeping sitting up

  • Libre Culture @lemmy.ml
    Christian @lemmy.ml

    What do you guys recommend for language learning from scratch?