Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

The younger of the two Peres was in GTA5 too.

Also did anyone ever find out who Sandy was?

Equal opportunity people nommer

I mean he was also the creator of rocky horror

We ain’t nothing but mammals

24 years. Oof.

After my parents retired and had a lot more time to be home and just have Fox News on all the time in the background they defo moved more to the right. They can’t defend their positions without resorting to fox news talking points or “all policies are the same” or “you just have to protect yourself from the government”.

My sister and I are deviated that we’ve lost them to propaganda.

Like CEO level?

Yep a lot, I assumed it was because I grabbed the iOS26 beta. Many times I have to force close it and reopen safari

I miss barb.

This is my plastic fork!

It’s impossible to ever know

Shit, pne was probably a pizza bagel and the other a Pizza Hut Bigfoot.

Just to prove the point in an absurd way.

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

I hope he can see this, because I am doing it as hard as I can.

Nowhere in that does it mention parking or gas taxes. Where did you pull that from?

I assume he meant free like speech, not free like beer.

There are no gatekeepers to email, anyone can get a domain and their own server.

This just happened to adafruit too

https://blog.adafruit.com/2025/05/08/high-tariffs-become-real-with-our-first-36k-bill/

The Joke: The Musical

Why is the ground so slippery lately?