I’ll assume that you mean that the establishment decided to kick the two of you out. That’s a sucky feeling. Could be that he has been a problem there in the past.
The article doesn’t make this clear but “proficiency testing” is a “testing the testers” activity that ensures that labs’ procedures are working. So milk testing done by labs will still be done but those labs won’t be tested until this is resolved. Yes, the activity being stopped is important but a short stall shouldn’t immediately accept food safety.
I love the question and hope to see some good responses here.
If someone reading this has Ryan Mcbeth's ear they might want to point him to this post. He'd likely have good suggestions. Here's one of his lectures on disinformation: https://www.youtube.com/live/THfi_lxBvW0
In the past, what has worked for me is to configure the routers to disconnect clients whose signal level drops below a specified threshold. Clients aren’t savvy about this / will stay connected to a poor signal when a better one is available. You’d have to look at router-reported signal levels in your physical space to figure out where to set the thresholds.
In case the headline didn't tip you off, this is a satire website. :)