But they won’t even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak…

Ahh, the ole reddit switcharoo

Just what Big Street wants you to think…

I feel like there might be an emerging market for a car company that makes new, safe cars with very low tech computer systems.

Ah who am I kidding, I wish there was a market for all kinds of functional-but-not-enshittified products out there, but the complete lack of them shows the entrenched powers that be will stomp out any attempt to upset the terrible status quo.

Game, Outer Wilds

Movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once

If he wins, the only valid (legal) studies can be performed by watching a lot of YouTube videos. And the only way you are allowed to publish your study results is as a 2.5 hour YouTube video.

It was quite nice, but the number of elevators that were out of order at major tourist attractions was bonkers. Good luck in Paris if you have mobility issues!

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh…

…but you really said it?

Yeah, and they say the same things repeatedly, too!

I like the idea behind the comic, but I had the same initial thought as the previous commenter. I think maybe the comic shouldn’t have used a very well known phrase that has a different legal definition.

Using a potato to take a picture of a burger. Nice.

…the confusing text layout.

Me complimenting the relatable experience! Despite…

Holy shit, it all checks out. President Garfield had a nephew named Rutherford B. Lasagna who he gave a high-ranking position to, just two weeks before he was assassinated.

(source: my ass)

Yeah, I understand. Look I’m as orange-man-bad as they come, but I’m tired of both sides trying to tie things to a president that they didn’t actually have anything to do with. (And with project 2025 I know that Trump may actually decimate the EPA, the Chevron ruling already did incalculable damage to all of the agencies. And yet I STILL don’t want to read about how “Biden’s EPA” did something he probably wasn’t even aware of.)

I do get that ultimately that is what the picture is coveying, and I agree with the message, but if the physics of it make me pause, it detracts from the message.

I agree with this image, and I’m quite curious to see what “rich” tastes like… But I feel like the mechanics of this picture took me a second or two longer than it should to understand.

Edit: like are they balancing their unicycles on the larger cylinder? They must have really good balance to manage that for more than a second. And if that is true, what happens if they fall forwards? I see the danger if them falling backwards, but does that mean they just can’t fall forwards?

Why is the word “Biden” in the title?

Wowzers, 25g? I’d just be happy to be alive if I took one thousand of the 25 mg tablets.

An automated system keeps running, even when something it has no way of detecting is happening!? How unexpected!

Now, if people still have to pay the tickets even after contesting them, that’s fucked up. But the fact that traffic cameras don’t suspend activity in the event of an airstrike doesn’t really strike me as news-worthy.

The only thing that will stop kids making finger guns is more good kids with finger guns.