I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. I’ve met Gretchen and her daughters on a few very unofficial occasions. She’s polite, gracious, helpful, and gives zero fucks.
There was a podcast that was put out last week where she was promoting her book and swearing her motherfucking ass off like a true Michigander. Legend.
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.
Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.
I’d take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.
Worst debate in United States history.
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn’t resist.
So THAT’S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
…right?
I hope the Great Lakes region of the Midwest is on the precipice of raising a giant middle finger to the GOP.
This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.
And now I’ll think about it for years.
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Nothing says winning like losing so hard.
Not another crossover episode 🙄
I said “awwwww!” a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.
Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.
This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.
If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.
Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.
Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.
What a giant condescending piece of human trash.
I misinterpreted where you were coming from with your comment. My apologies. I think we’re on the same page. Safety first.
Self proclaimed billionaire can’t afford a podium that doesn’t wobble during deranged rant