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    As is typical for educators these days, Heiss was following up on citations in papers to make sure that they led to real sources — and weren’t fake references supplied by an AI chatbot. Naturally, he caught some of his pupils using generative artificial intelligence to cheat: not only can the bots help write the text, they can supply alleged supporting evidence if asked to back up claims, attributing findings to previously published articles. [...] That in itself wasn’t unusual, however. What Heiss came to realize in the course of vetting these papers was that AI-generated citations have now infested the world of professional scholarship, too. Each time he attempted to track down a bogus source in Google Scholar, he saw that dozens of other published articles had relied on findings from slight variations of the same made-up studies and journals. [...] That’s because articles which include references to nonexistent research material — the papers that don’t get flagged and retracted for this use of AI, that is — are themselves being cited in other papers, which effectively launders their erroneous citations.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ai-chatbot-journal-research-fake-citations-1235485484/

  • ACM is now showing an AI “summary” of a recent paper of mine on the DL instead of the abstract. As an author, I have not granted ACM the right to process my papers in this way, and will not. They should either roll back this (mis)feature or remove my papers from the DL.

    https://infosec.exchange/@hovav/115731038692335809

  • He was doing the easy sex-swapping thing in The Ophiuchi Hotline, several years before Steel Beach.

  • Or, since we already know that it's insipid fashtech with the cortical impact of moonshine, we could... not do that. Instead of wasting carbon on a joke about failing to synthesize a joke, maybe pet a cat? Drink a hot cocoa? Sing along to the "oh oh oh"s in "Sweet Caroline"?

  • Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen slop as the 2025 Word of the Year. We define slop as “digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.” All that stuff dumped on our screens, captured in just four letters: the English language came through again.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/word-of-the-year?2025-share

  • "Your mother shubscribed to makshimum, unbounded shcale last night, Trebek."

  • An academic sneer delivered through the arXiv-o-tube:

    Large Language Models are useless for linguistics, as they are probabilistic models that require a vast amount of data to analyse externalized strings of words. In contrast, human language is underpinned by a mind-internal computational system that recursively generates hierarchical thought structures. The language system grows with minimal external input and can readily distinguish between real language and impossible languages.

  • John Scalzi:

    I search my name on a regular basis, not only because I am an ego monster (although I try not to pretend that I’m not) but because it’s a good way for me to find reviews, end-of-the-year “best of” lists my book might be on, foreign publication release dates, and other information about my work that I might not otherwise see, and which is useful for me to keep tabs on. In one of those searches I found that Grok (the “AI” of X) attributed to one of my books (The Consuming Fire) a dedication I did not write; not only have I definitively never dedicated a book to the characters of Frozen, I also do not have multiple children, just the one.

    https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/13/ai-a-dedicated-fact-failing-machine-or-yet-another-reason-not-to-trust-it-for-anything/

  • There's a version animated in the style of the '70s Star Trek cartoon that makes it legitimately great.

  • Purdue and Google recently expanded their strategic partnership, emphasizing the importance of public-private partnerships that are essential to accelerating innovation in AI.

    https://www.purdue.edu/ai/

    Translation: somebody's getting paid off

    🎶 Money makes the world go 'round 🎶

  • This is what you get when you take Star Trek episodes where the writers had run out of ideas and watch them from the bottom of a K-hole.

    And just think, he's been further pickling his brain for half a decade since then.

  • I miss n-gate but that was what, 8 years ago.

    Only four (August 2021).

  • The best I ever saw was a reply to a news story to the effect of, "If I were ever invited swimming in the Murderkill River, I would just not go."

    (This might be the original. Then again, it might not.)

  • J. Mijin Cha writes:

    My colleague reviewed a paper for the journal Climate and discovered it has been written by AI (citations that didn’t exist). Not only did the journal keep the paper, they asked her to re-review it. We are so cooked.

    Climate is an MDPI journal. Finland's journal-ranking service downgraded Climate to zero status.

  • I would simply not name my airplane company "Boom".

  • "How do you keep yourself from going insane?"

    "I tell myself I'm a character from a book who comes to life and is also a robot!" (Hubert Farnsworth giggle)

  • TechTakes @awful.systems

    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 5th October 2025 - awful.systems

    awful.systems /post/5699944
  • SneerClub @awful.systems

    General HPMoR sneer collection

  • SneerClub @awful.systems

    The shocking rise of one of the tech right’s favorite posters

    www.motherjones.com /politics/2025/07/cremieux-jordan-lasker-mamdani-nyt-nazi-faliceer-reddit/
  • TechTakes @awful.systems

    Stubsack: Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 20th July 2025 - awful.systems

    awful.systems /post/4885338
  • TechTakes @awful.systems

    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 9 March 2025

    awful.systems /post/3608350
  • TechTakes @awful.systems

    Elon Musk’s Tunnel Reportedly Oozing With Skin-Burning Chemical Sludge

    futurism.com /the-byte/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnel-sludge