I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.

I suspect that it’s already beginning to happen to him. Trump’s father had Alzheimer’s, and I’m pretty sure that he’s headed down a similar path.

I thought that it was fairly normal… until you got to the malt vinegar.

My dog also did the same thing, but it was to the front hall.

Task Manager, kill this guy!

The only real issue I see with organic food is that it excludes GMOs

At best, organic food offers the same nutritional value as non organic food. At worst, it’s less nutritious and more expensive.

For anyone interested, this happened in 2021, as reported on by The Guardian.