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beejboytyson

@ beejboytyson @lemmy.world

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  • What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos

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  • ... papi? Nah, but in all seriousness my dad does this with Chinese food.

  • Alternatively... bidet

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  • Again being disingenuous. Google how do bidet work and post it.

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  • Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it "cleaning". Trust me all your friends are talking about your "habits". Also forgot to change accounts.

  • They weren't afraid to tell it like it is ... In a private group chat

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  • Don't forget, they're anti establishment also.

  • Alternatively... bidet

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  • Same, do a basic Google search and post it then. ill wait

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  • Ikr? People are treating my feeling towards thier bidet enjoyment as a personal affront.

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  • Fuck. "Git gud nub"

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  • Ya, your being disingenuous and I'm disengaging. Do a basic Google search before you say that bidets don't shoot water in your ass.

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  • Idk I've used 2 and both times they were spitting water in my asshole.

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  • You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that's why I don't need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.

  • Uncircumcised penis owners, did you ever wish you were circumcised?

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  • America has a 90 percent circumcision rate.

    Canada has a 40 percent rate.

    Most of the rest of the world doesn't do that.

    I'm not letting any stranger cut a piece of my boys parts off.

  • Alternatively... bidet

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  • Shit you got me there. Didn't know it was a feature not a bug.

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  • Ofc not. But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist. But you do you boo.

  • Anxiety_irl (Art by Alorix)

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  • In reality the BF comes out of nowhere and snaps the hyena spine in half.

  • Anxiety_irl (Art by Alorix)

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  • Not accurate, need pseudo penis

  • Alternatively... bidet

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  • Buddy anything other then soap around you squishy bits is asking for trouble.

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  • Wet wipes. Does everything a bidet does w/o getting a squirt in your asshole.

  • ‘Americans are democracy’s equivalent of second-generation wealth’: a Chinese journalist on the US under Trump

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  • No they didn't. They're the Reagan Era cucks. Not only that, they undid the work of the ww1 vets.

  • There should be a name for this

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  • Wow kudos man of culture I see