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  • The Satanic Temple:

  • It feels like we're the self-aware folks who don't fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.

    Like, we know we're not that stupid; but it's a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.

  • Oh shit, I didn't even see it till you pointed it out...

  • It's only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.

    Make sure you fill out a bug report.

  • I'm still concerned that, in their possession, those ballots could be surreptitiously manipulated to show whatever they want them to... It's wild to me that a judge signed off on that warrant.

  • Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, opens word processor, Ctrl+V

    DID YOU JUST DOWNLOAD A VIRUS ON MY KEYBOARD?

  • Why would you even have the position of Manager then?

    God DAMN that's a great question

  • How can it possibly predict the next word in my sentence when it can't even predict where/who I want to pee??

  • Suffocation, no breathing

    Don't give a fuck if the ads are deceiving

  • 😂 Love it when people are like "being an American on an international stage right now is a nuanced topic" and the actual President of these United States of America jumps on his own personal Twitter in the wee hours of the morning like "This is about Me and I don't like it so everybody else, now you also have to hate this guy now!"

  • Dingo!

    Jump
  • Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.

    • She speaks very little English
    • Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
    • She's also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
    • Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
    • Personal email is Hotmail
    • Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
    • Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
    • Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails... There is zero chance of this

    Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.

  • Anecdotally, it's mostly boomers, but there's a handful of 20's-30's too. I went on my first and only cruise, a Carnival, with five friends circa 2016. We split two rooms and a drink package. The casinos were packed with the eldest, and the younger folks just double-fisted mixed drinks all day (our plan). Saw at least a few get carted off the pool deck in wheelchairs. The food was legitimately great, never seen such excess before or since. Everything else was meh, including the stops in the Bahamas (though that was mostly due to the weather being terrible).

    4/10 experience at best and the value we managed to get probably hasn't existed for years now.

    The staff were innumerable and worked so hard to facilitate a good experience for all the passengers. Not surprising to hear they're underpaid. :/ One more reason I've not sought out another cruise experience.

  • "Yeah, this 8+ year Olympic athlete over here, what a loser," said the obese old rapist, via his own Twitter rip-off made exclusively for other sad individuals, flanked by a washed-up children's YouTuber and a man in his late 50's who chose the name "kid" for himself.

  • Racism and Little Dick Energy?

  • syphilis

    Don't know, but just adding that gonorrhea is also a bacterial STI which can be cured with antibiotics.

  • This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say "don't worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school."

  • "Now go gemme some tubby fuckin' custuhd, you fuckin' jamook."

  • "If shitting your pants is COOL, consider me Miles Davis!"

  • I'm getting "Page Not Found" for this one now.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Our contortionist void, Gigi

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Live updates: FBI investigating apparent assassination attempt of Trump in Florida | CNN Politics

    www.cnn.com /politics/live-news/trump-harris-election-09-15-24/index.html