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  • Toyota Owner Didn’t Know His Car Was Talking To Insurers Until He Saw His Rates

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  • "T&Cs update : please agree to 80 pages of impenetrable legal jargon before you can continue to use your vehicle"

  • Sigh

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  • I think the Nobel Committee should announce that they are making a special exception and are going to award a second peace prize this year, in recognition of the extraordinary achievements of the US president. Then give the award to Obama.

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  • He says he doesn't care what Norway says. But what if Norway says "no prize for you"?

  • Poor Brad

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  • If you're monitoring his movements, I'd go with a dripping tap sound. Just enough irregularity in the timing to keep it interesting. Silence it every time he gets out of bed.

  • Just being a battery

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  • didn't make it past the first milking

  • So many successes

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  • That's his biological job

  • So many successes

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  • I was put here to add carbon to the air and convert food into shit!

  • ‘Completely lost his mind’: Trump's 'deranged' letter sends shockwaves across the globe

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  • I just don't understand why he isn't feeling that obligation after being awarded the Fifa Peace Prize, which is the only peace prize that matters.

  • lisa

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  • We were just making the best of things before the millennium bug caused the collapse of civilization.

    I'm joking of course but I'd say the early 90s felt even more like the picture. There was a sense of hope and relief that the cold war was over, the Berlin wall had come down, hell we were even making progress at fixing the ozone layer. Everything was possible!

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  • Come on now, no need to be so negative. You just have to befriend the second slowest runner and be ready to kick them in the shins when the time comes.

  • Poor representation

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  • How else are you going to do another pre-prequel where we find out the villain-coded woman of that movie was herself just a strong female and a product of harsh circumstances?

  • Stop threats to democracy with this one simple hack!

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  • I'd add a third issue. In a democracy, your social systems are the agency of the people as a whole. We collectively bear responsibility for those systems. By condoning the death penalty we embrace cold blooded killing for revenge, when it is done as a collective. Those in favour of the death penalty are thinking about the perpetrator and why we want to hurt that person, and not about the mental health of our society and why we should not be debasing ourselves. When I've discussed these matters with USAns, this issue is usually ignored or dismissed, and I think that says a lot about the condition of that society.

  • Trump says anything less than having Greenland in the United States’ hands is ‘unacceptable’

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  • "Thank you for your attention to this matter and not the other matter."

  • Protecc

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  • Constipation feels like a warm kitten? Damn I've been eating too much fiber

  • you just can't escape: it permeates everywhere

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  • Plus of course it's technically correct. Trump has not been convicted of rape, but he has been convicted of other crimes and he is a rapist. So he is indeed a convicted rapist.

  • Makes perfect sense

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  • If I could add another contraction to that list, I'd

  • Good luck

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  • I used to do that but after a while the washing machine got a buildup of foul gunk that leaves little specks of crap sticking to everything you wash. Apparently an occasional hot wash is needed to keep the machine clean.

  • EU_irl

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  • Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else except Cuba! And Mexico! And Columbia! And Canada! Obviously we're not done with Venezuela yet... then there's always Iran....