Because then you have to make pointless small talk and pleasantries, and I need to save all of those for the boring people I don't want to talk to at work.
Daughters Christmas present was a toy laptop because we didn't want her just watching YouTube but at least she can learn typing and basic skills...
Nope, it's an ABCDE keyboard instead of QWERTY... No transferable skills at all. Should have just bought a $50 last generation netbook and installed Linux on it.
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