Name the brand

2AM

Six tits?? They said it couldn’t be done! We just need MORE POWER!!

Sometimes you get weekends off

Gorn.

Dear valued customer,

Please enjoy this delicious tungsten cube to consume with your <bag of chips>.

You wouldn’t want your code throw an exception

No, Bith!

Uh, I mean… Oh no! All my uranium was, like, totally destroyed!

Ask a human to draw an orc. How do they know what an orc looks like? They read Tolkien’s books and were “inspired” Peter Jackson’s LOTR.

Unpopular opinion, but that’s how our brains work.

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

s///s/\s/g

char**

SPACE TOURISM

Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?

All of this is just reinforcing that if you want something done right you have to do it yourself. Just build Collins 2.0 - no way it could be more expensive than what is already on the table.

I was today years old

If ADHD were an animal, it would be a guinea pig