The shoe analogy is an example of the "hidden variable" interpretation, which unfortunately is disproven by Bells Theorem.
The thing about quantum mechanics is that it's just different to classical mechanics. Any attempt to explain the behavior using a non-quantum analogy is going to be insufficient. How do electrons behave? They behave like electrons according to the rules of quantum physics... Not like tennis balls.
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