Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

There will be no lube.

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.