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  • There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?

  • Lights the world economy on fire, sits back with his buddies giggling about how stupid everyone else looks running around trying to put it out.

  • So accurate.

  • For me? Usually it’s because answering the first question on the list took a lot of time, research, or mental energy and I had forgotten there were other questions by the time I finally had the answer written down. Sense of accomplishment, hit send.

  • Yep. Basically you need to respect their time, and not ask them to duplicate the work you’ve already done. This is especially important for executives, but works well on anyone… if you really need someone to do a thing or answer a question, make it easy for them to focus on completing your ask.

    Address the email to one person who you need action from.

    Tell them succinctly:

    Why is this important?

    What do you need from them right now?

    After that, preemptively provide the answers to any followup questions they might ask - give them further context so they don’t have to dig for it. Don’t ask them to read a whole email string below if you can summarize it.

  • Turkeys are pretty close!

  • Deftones and NIN need to switch places.

  • They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

  • You’re the one saying a moral argument is “unrealistic”.

  • Why “burn” someone you just met? That just makes you an asshole.

  • A hung jury would not cause a judge to dismiss with prejudice.

  • Did you know that morality is not the same as legality? Some immoral things are legal and occasionally vice-versa.

  • Primary them. The primary is where a protest vote actually matters. It’s where you’ll get the opportunity to replace your dem with a BETTER candidate instead of a worse one in the general election.

  • She looks so offended

  • You were too nice to minorities. Hate harder next time so the bigots will like us.

  • Cold press is the method, extra virgin means first pressing. After the first go, you start to get more baby juices and solids mixed in with the oil.

  • His net worth is about 17% of all the cash in circulation in the US. One asshole.