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  • I’ve never broken a bone, but I did get a dislocated elbow once when I was quite young, maybe 2 or 3. I was a dumb stubborn kid who threw a tantrum in the middle of a street and my mom had to grab me by the arm and drag me to safety. I fought her so hard I dislocated my elbow. I’m not sure if a leash would have made that situation more manageable, but I wouldn’t have blamed my parents for trying it. Sometimes kids go through a feral animal phase and you just have to deal with it however you can.

  • Where’s the owl? Behind the log somewhere?

  • She’s so photogenic!

  • That’s why drinking cures my depression. I kill a few brain cells to keep the rest in line.

  • Evocative imagery! I saw George Washington’s grimy wooden teeth, but cut lard is an apt description.

  • Look at how they massacred my boy

  • “Here’s what my talking parrot thinks about this issue”. Great input, if I wanted to talk to a chatbot I’d do that. This isn’t a conversation, it’s meaningless noise regurgitated by a machine.

  • Yeah, “early fascist” and “proto-fascist” mean the same thing.

  • Alright who knows how to set up a lemmy group chat? Is that a thing? Can’t have homies without a group chat.

  • I’ll be your homie, bro.

  • Could have been worse, “gashole” doesn’t have the same ring.

  • I never pretended to be a bride. I didn’t see many weddings as a kid, so probably not a lot of reason to latch onto that. Plus, pretending to be a princess is much better! Fancy dress, but more color options and you also get to boss people around. Also, no lame boys needed.

  • Yeah, caves seem pretty awesome to live in honestly. Compared to outside.

  • Maybe they’re conflating the word cavemen with neanderthals.

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  • He said (I paraphrase) that he did it because he liked the way it looked, and sometimes because it was funny. I suspect that’s why so many other people like his art too. It looks neat and sometimes makes you laugh.

  • Does one need feet to kick?

  • Am I doing it right?

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  • Dude just wants a little stability.

  • He’s such a long boi!