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astronot [he/him, comrade/them]

@ astronot @hexbear.net

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1 yr. ago

  • I choose to believe that weevil is the size of one of those big star wars walker things. Like 100m tall and invincible like Godzilla. Just stomping and crashing and crushing the fash. Godspeed, giant weevil.

  • Yo, I have a giant batch of beef ragu simmering, should be done in about an hour. Gonna boil up some spaghetti and bake some garlic bread, maybe crack open a bottle of pinot noir. This afternoon I made a chocolate chip and walnut pie for dessert. Decided to spoil myself today, because I fucking hate saint valentine's stupid day.

  • I've never heard of this dipstick, and my old ass initially read his name as Michael McDonald and I was all like

    but then it wasn't him, it was this nerd and I was like

  • Blackshirts and Reds was probably the tipping point in my becoming a Marxist. I owe this man a lot. I'm beyond sad to hear of his passing, but comforted to hear he passed peacefully while surrounded by family. May he rest in peace.

  • They've 100% already started. The victim had a concealed carry permit, and was carrying a gun, holstered on his hip. The chuds are using that as an excuse, saying the smol bean ice pigs were just acting in self defense. Second amendment my ass.

  • It’s inspired. If Memphis corporate had a soundtrack.

  • You make a strong argument, but who has 50 deer just lying around? In this economy?

  • proggers

  • music @hexbear.net

    The Foggy Dew - Sinéad O’Connor & The Chieftains, 1995

  • Bananarchy

  • Holy hell, I saw that clip of the fascist question a few minutes ago and assumed it was fake. IT WAS REAL?!?! Trump seems totally smitten with him. Did not expect that.

  • Oh no, not the rising young star of the new Democrat party! What ever will we do?

  • When a ghoul and a monster love each other very much, they combine their dna and make the ultimate president.

  • My Pete

  • He's not just our big wet president. He's our sodden colossal god-king.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    You're going to get a bath tomorrow, whether you like it or not

  • videos @hexbear.net

    If I had a tiny mouth....

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    If "clueless loser" was a person