Taco is just a sandwich, silly.

He’s totally right. That does not make him a cuck. Cuckolding is a kink, and a kink is just distraction from generating revenue.

I don’t make phone calls and rarely use SMS. All the features I need/want from a phone would be missing.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I genuinely love my phone. It makes my life better.

Miller “liked to play with porcelain dolls.”

Not even like a GI Joe or a respectable Barbie doll? SMH

I take it with me too the beach. Between the sand in the air and bringing it into the water it’s nice to know it’ll be fine. Also, when it gets dirty I can just wash it.

Listen: That’s where our food comes from.

It’s not stupid, bro, I swear, you just don’t understand it. Web3 is the future and you’re gonna be left behind! Any minute now, I swear bro, any minute now…

/s

It’s a cheap shot, but I’ll allow it.

I’m sure the 2nd amendment folks are making a big fuss about this, right? Right?!

A lesson has definitely been taught.

Rad

I recently started using VisiData and it’s amazing.

I’m a fat American.

I use Linux because I’m lazy. I don’t have the time or energy to play whackamole with Windows settings.

Tim Apple simply exchanged a $4k trinket for billions in savings. This is probably not even the most pathetic thing a billionaire does on the daily.

Capital punishment should be abolished.

Risky talking down to developers. Does the CEO not know that Git is like REALLY easy to move?!

who refuse to work

Minimum wage jobs that limit you to 20 hours a week.

Who could have guessed this very obvious a most expected outcome?! Not Spotify, I guess.

Then get off Twitter I guess?