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archonet

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where once I dedicated myself to upsetting dipshits on the internet, I now prioritize upsetting dipshits in government.

please do be warned, I'm still very good at upsetting dipshits on the internet. if you're here because you're upset, well... oops.

  • Nowhere is safe

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  • Jason Is Cooked

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  • What about the mass of the ass, beauty of the cutie, direction of the erection, dimension of the extension, the motion of the ocean and the size of the rise? All factors must be accounted for and kept in perfect balance in relation to one another, you can't just give half the formula and then ask the rest of us to extrapolate.

  • How are you going to talk nicely to yourself today?

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  • actually it is my belief that one should not be carrying on conversations with oneself full stop, regardless of the nature of their tone.

  • What would it take for you to switch to Linux?

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  • Photoshop works with some fuckery (or so I've heard), but I would honestly recommend trying Krita before trying to make Photoshop work on Linux.

    DaVinci Resolve has native Linux support nowadays.

  • YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippable - Dexerto

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  • Wait, YouTube's idea of punishing ad-block is removing the most toxic, worthless part of the site?

    Nobody tell them. Not one fucking word. We might even get them to remove Shorts, too, if we pretend this is a bad thing.

  • Democrats vow to shut down Senate over Iran conflict

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  • I give it two weeks before they cave. Three tops.

  • Gun manufacturers are having a great year.

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  • Amen to that. I've studied enough of my history to know that, whatever ignoble and unpleasant end awaits me at the end of a fascist's gun barrel will still be vastly preferable to whatever horrors await in a camp. I refuse to die in one outright, by any means necessary, even if that means dying on my front lawn instead.

  • 🌌🌌🌌🌌

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  • "Can you text that to me?"

    "Why?"

    "Because if you don't, I will forget half and misremember the rest. If you value your time and mine, you will text me or write this down for me."

    and I don't even have adhd, just a really shitty memory sometimes

  • Gun manufacturers are having a great year.

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  • Right, the only people who should be armed are the christian nationalists who are already armed to the teeth and itching to use them. As we all know, nothing bad ever happens when people without guns confront people with guns. It worked out great for the native Americans!

  • Insomnia [OC]

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  • Either it's not real and you're asleep, or it's real and sleep won't be a concern for you shortly anyhow.

  • Plan for massive Georgia concentration camp for immigrants provokes outrage

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  • "for immigrants"

    Yes, just keep telling yourselves that, it's only for immigrants, surely they'll never be used for anyone but immigrants. Even while ICE is already having trouble finding enough brown people -- illegal immigrant or not -- to arrest to fulfill their quotas, they're still buying up and building more space solely for housing "immigrants". Right. Uh huh.

  • In Seville, there's a district called Macarena.

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  • You'll be pleased to hear, then, that the song is actually about a woman who cheats on her boyfriend after he joins the military.

  • Gives it away every time

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  • I was using em dashes before AI made them uncool, no fuckass thieving robot is gonna make me change my typing.

  • Federal Agents Are Intimidating Legal Observers at Their Homes: “They Know Where You Live.”

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  • Yeah, I know about it, I'm just saying it's not as easy because someone has to do the legwork of adding them to the wiki.

  • Federal Agents Are Intimidating Legal Observers at Their Homes: “They Know Where You Live.”

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  • Ah yes, I forgot how being an obnoxious dick to people you're ostensibly on the same side as was an effective, accepted method of communication for getting your point across.

    Wait, no, the opposite of that.

    Anyhow you have fun making obtuse "points" via sarcastic shitposts on the fediverse, I'm sure that'll go really well for you. I'm gonna go do something more productive than that now. Byebye!! <3

  • Federal Agents Are Intimidating Legal Observers at Their Homes: “They Know Where You Live.”

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  • I'm doing more about it than being a smarmy cunt on Lemmy, which is more than I can say for you :D

    incidentally, making a dedicated edit to complain about downvotes on a site that doesn't have cumulative karma tracked like reddit, makes you look really, immensely stupid. So maybe don't do that if you want your opinions taken seriously. Or do anyways, I'm not your dad.

  • Report: U.S. Commander Told Troops “Trump Has Been Anointed by Jesus” to Wage War on Iran

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  • Negatory, if Jesus had returned to Earth he'd be flipping over the resolute desk and chasing -- sorry, anointing -- Trump with a whip.

  • Federal Agents Are Intimidating Legal Observers at Their Homes: “They Know Where You Live.”

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  • Why yes in fact I would like the people showing up to be armed, dead fascists would be a good thing. :3

    Also, I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news at all, but you can also get shot for dropping off your kids at school or helping other innocent people who've been assaulted. So I'm not really sure what you're trying to say here.

  • Senate GOP gives Trump free hand in Iran as war powers vote fails

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  • Don't forget the stare of disappointment Schumer surely gave everyone over his glasses. I'm sure that'll show 'em all.

  • Music @lemmy.world
    archonet @lemy.lol

    Chumbawamba - Jacob's Ladder (Not In My Name)