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I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

  • Misplaced Priorities

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  • There are ads in Windows Solitaire now? Good lord. Goes to show how long it's been since I've used Windows.

  • Misplaced Priorities

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  • Just imagine separating bored office staff the world over from Solitaire, behind even a modest 99c paywall and a moderate barrier to entry like "having to install a third-party solitaire application" if they wanted it for free.

    People would be calling for Nadella to be hung like Mussolini within weeks. It's gonna be a good fun shitshow, mark my words.

  • 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams

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  • the same way the Trump family obtains most things they want, fraud.

  • Misplaced Priorities

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  • I still have record of my reaction when I learned Windows Media Player had paid DLC on Windows 10. I made a video about it.

    I literally can not fucking wait for them to start charging microtransactions for items under the "accessories" menu, like games, or tools like the calculator and notepad. M$ has been the best advertiser for Linux this past decade, and they're only getting better at advertising it, I know that's coming at some point.

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • "A man walks into a bar.

    It hurt."

  • das capitalism

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  • "We work hard, but we play hard, too"

    Translation: you will be ground into dust under the workload, but there's a ping pong/foosball table in the break room (nobody will ever be seen playing it or ask you to play)

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    Why do we keep using the Russian captured internet?

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  • There was no measurable difference in brain activity before or after, so I'm not sure why you're asking.

  • We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands)

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  • Gas stations also have sidewalks near them, most people have legs, and carrying an empty gas can gives you plausible deniability if questioned

  • We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands)

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  • I'd bring a good center punch to "play" with every nozzle at the pumps.

  • Funny AF not mine just sharing

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  • See, I'd get a group of friends together and just go to loudly make fun of and criticize the film the whole way through if it's that unpopular. If you know nobody is there because they actually want to see it, then it's not like you're disturbing anyone's experience. And if you are, it's probably someone who deserves it.

    Smuggle in your own snacks and I bet it'd be worth the free admission just for the possible dirty looks you'll get from any maga in the audience, to hell with whether they pay out the money or not -- and if they ask you to leave: "but I was told I had to stay in my seat the whole time, will you still be paying me my $50 if I go?". And if for some strange reason they do, all the better.

  • Italy’s foreign minister defends ICE attendance at Winter Olympics after outrage: ‘It’s not like the SS are coming’

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  • The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.

  • They can't answer this

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  • This is the part that's especially amusing to me.

    conservatives: "NOOOOO DEY TERK ER JERBS"

    Meanwhile, the exact same conservatives: "Ooooooo, AI!"

  • Cop gets 20 years for fatally shooting woman who called 911 for help

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  • yes I'm aware we are not the literal greatest country on earth (despite frequent claims to the contrary) and are in fact far from it, I've had many frequent reminders and am aware, vaguely, of how other countries do things better than we do. But by all means don't miss the chance to remind the ones in the back who don't know this, though I struggle to think of how many of those people would be on Lemmy.

  • Cop gets 20 years for fatally shooting woman who called 911 for help

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  • I don't know if you've noticed, but "donald trump cannot [xyz] because [abc]" is not a phrase that has meaning anymore in this country, as far as I'm concerned. It's worth less than "liberty and justice for all", and those words are cheap here, nowadays.

    Literally how many times does this have to play out before people recognize the pattern? I have lost fucking count.

    talking heads on TV: "donald trump cannot do the thing because it would not be allowed"

    donald trump: does the thing anyways

    everyone: surprised pikachu.jpg

    Not to mention, trying to think like Donald Trump, I can think of several actual tangible "advantages" trying to do exactly this would confer: 1. He could recruit the freshly pardoned racist murderer into his personal goon squad of racist murderers, ICE. 2. It would cause needless pain and suffering to the family of Massey, and the cruelty is the point. 3. It would invoke a media shitstorm on the left, while the right would paint it as "owning the libs" and "supporting our brave officers", the usual horseshit. And finally, it would be further unlawfully expanding the power of the executive branch, something he has been doing literally all year.

    If I'm wrong, I'd love to hear how.

  • Cop gets 20 years for fatally shooting woman who called 911 for help

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  • how much you want to bet he gets pardoned by the pedo cheeto before serving the lions share of that sentence?

  • How come weed/trees is not 100% legal in the US? It would unburden institutions let private retailers grow it saving the tax payer money instead of shelling out for insurance?

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  • ding ding ding, this answer. Who the fuck thinks that because only 10% of prisoners are in explicitly for-profit prisons, that only those 10% of prisons turn a profit from people being incarcerated for bullshit reasons? They're all for profit. Who profits differs a bit from here to there, but (iirc) it's usually whoever runs the commissary. You've got a quite very literally captive market, and it keeps the poors poor to charge whatever insane prices they like for basic necessities while paying them peanuts for labor they provide while inside (or their family fronts the cost, which is also arguably one of their desired knock-on effects). I just choose to say "for-profit" because, in some countries, prisons are focused on minimizing recidivism and promoting rehabilitation, not propping up a business model.

  • 'Zero grief': Candace Owens leaks Erika Kirk's giggling audio after Charlie Kirk's death

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  • yeah, it's like there's actual tangible dirt on awful people acting awful or something

  • How come weed/trees is not 100% legal in the US? It would unburden institutions let private retailers grow it saving the tax payer money instead of shelling out for insurance?

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  • Because drugs are a convenient pretext to harass minorities,

    “You want to know what this was really all about? The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

    -- John Ehrlichman, White House Counsel and Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under Richard Nixon

    and heavy-handed anti-drug legislation remains a useful pretext to the government to this day for largely the same reason, as well as driving modern slavery (gotta keep those numbers up in for-profit prisons).

  • Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup

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  • I'm in Pennsylvania and I couldn't agree more. Do not come here -- not just because the personal risk to a foreigner is incredibly high right now, but also because tourism is money and money is the only language these shitstains in office speak.