apotheotic (she/her)

And which minority group do you belong to that makes you an expert on their issues?

Alternate reply: oh no my feewings you win

Oof. Passing is an archaic concept, just use the language for people that doesn’t make them feel uncomfortable.

☝️🤓 - ignoring the impact of inherently masculine gendered language on non-men sounding ass

Sincerely, a trans woman

A woman’s best friend 100%. Couldn’t live without mine.

For those more sensitive areas you want to make sure you’re getting a razor body where the blade doesn’t protrude as far. Henson shavers are incredible quality but I dont remember if they have a razor body suited for body hair.

The idea with these razors is to not apply much pressure, just letting the weight of the razor itself do the pressing. As long as youre doing that, and not holding it at a stupid angle, you should find it quite difficult to hurt yourself shaving your head. Same goes for your pubes, but if you’re going to shave your balls with it you’ll need to take a lot of care.

Not even ADHD (but am autistic) and this hit hard

Except etiquette extends beyond just “common social etiquette”. Using a knife and fork the “correct way” is etiquette. Eating soup by scooping the spoon away from oneself is etiquette. Placing your cutlery the correct way on the dish when you’re finished is etiquette and varies wildly by country. These are just examples of dining etiquette, there’s much more. Its all bullshit and I agree it should boil down to being respectful and mindful, but depending who raised you it may happen that you get reprimanded and punished for not following very arbitrary rules.

Number 15 Burger king foot lettuce

The last thing you want In your burger king burger Is someone’s foot fungus But it turns out That might be exactly what you get

I’d pay even more taxes without a single complaint if they got big businesses and the uber rich to actually pay their taxes correctly and fully

Whoa - hyprland is made by a transphobe?

Edit: whoa it really is. I joined their discord and saw like, very strict anti-lgbtqphobic rules and thought that they must be good. But looking into him… Turns out the rules are there because he’d let it fester into a 4chan toxic hellhole

As someone who uses standard detergent and not pods:

Fuck the language used here. Dear god. “Dummies” “convenience zombies”. I guess nobody has mobility issues or accessibility needs. Or perhaps someone is so deep into their depressive spiral that the moderate convenience offered by pods is the difference between them doing their washing at all or not.

I agree with the message here but absolutely fuck this holier than thou gatekeeping bullshit.

Flying spaghetti monster feels quite obvious

Beyond that I’m vegan so I’d eat snacks off Aphrodite’s belly, therefore snacking upon Aphrodite

scribbles on some cardboard

Come piss in this barrel and we’ll give you $5

As if peoples accents and vocabularies don’t grow and change over time?

A lot of ways to die are excruciatingly painful, but you die, so you don’t live with the pain. If you end up in one of those situations and don’t die (because you are immortal), I imagine the psychological impact of the pain without immediate release could be enough to completely break you, mentally.

Literally wrote my comment and then scrolled down and two of the points I wrote are exactly what you wrote, thats crazy lol

• you’re not being silly, you are a woman and these kinds of thoughts aren’t just for “real trans people” (and also you are a real trans person)
• you need to start giving more thought to how your words and actions affect people, or you’re going to hurt someone you love
• I know those two nuggets of info are hard to hear and are quite heavy, but I promise that observing them and taking them seriously will mean you live an immeasurably happier life
• buy a bunch of bitcoin with your pocket money. Sell it on December 16th 2016, buy as much as you can with what you got on January 26th 2019. Sell it all on March 13th 2021. Donate half of what you made to stonewall, and use the rest for the house you’ll be trying to buy.

That I am a girl

Always gotta make it about race don’t you…

I dont often agree with this Tory in disguise, but in this case he’s right.