Lol this response proves OP's point. "Bro it's so easy bro just soak in sodium hydroxide and fill your house with smoking oil it's easy dude just measure how much starch is in ur meal dude lol ez"
Even when given the best and most sophisticated tools and equipment available, police will manage to fuck things up at every opportunity because they're utterly incompetent.
Lol this response proves OP's point. "Bro it's so easy bro just soak in sodium hydroxide and fill your house with smoking oil it's easy dude just measure how much starch is in ur meal dude lol ez"