Disguising themselves as their favorite meals

Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

Unless it has got many vegetables

Yogthos is too busy posting propaganda to read anything else

I am Sparkamus Prime!

You goddamned animal

Boise, Idaho

What a fucking surprise

Don’t you touch my truck-boat-truck

This is awesome work, I’m happy to see systemd on musl getting more attention. Poor Khem was doing it all by himself for years.

Baby Mammoth - Another Day at the Orifice

If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

I AM ZIM!

Garmin Instinct 2 does all of those things well, and has excellent battery life. I charge mine about every two weeks.

Google Home is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever had the displeasure to use.

It used to work really well, and now it’s trash. I don’t know how they could fuck something up so badly.

See ya later, pups!

Gotta have blue hair

Even when given the best and most sophisticated tools and equipment available, police will manage to fuck things up at every opportunity because they’re utterly incompetent.

San Diego

This assumes the exact same ads will be injected in the same time markers for every viewer, every time. I doubt any of these will be true.

Edit: I got this backwards…

I don’t know if this is still the case, but IIRC browsers (chrome and Firefox) have their own sandboxing which is quite effective, but their efficacy is hindered by flatpak.