Take what you can’t afford, support what you can, share if you dare, and do not trade for money.

Reminds me of a few different darknet diaries episodes. https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/24/

I have the best success using a towel snap against flies.

Sometimes I think I don’t even hit them but it stuns them so they fall to the floor.

I guess that’s probably easier than learning how to wipe your ass.