You can’t be a shitheel traitor if you don’t engage in some shitheeling treachery, right?

Was his country rent controlled?

I’d get a tiny violin to play, but I don’t shop at Target.

I haven’t looked that good in a photo in ages; I’m glad they got my good side.

As someone from the US, I propose a swap program. One pro-Trump admin Canadian for an anti-Trump admin person from the US.

In advance, no less.

IAAL(BNYL). In very basic terms, here’s what happened:

First court issued a ruling saying Trump admin can’t fire everyone.

Appeals court said Trump admin didn’t need to follow the first court ruling (at this time).

Trump admin tried to fire everyone.

Appeals court has now come back and said Trump admin does need to follow first court ruling.

Result: Trump admin is (legally) barred from firing everyone (for now).

Go Musk, go bust?

I want them sent to CECOT; let them enjoy the hospitality they have so graciously extended to the people they’ve kidnapped.

Also, what’s Karoline doing outside of the house? A MAGA woman’s place is barefoot and pregnant, making her ownerhusband a meal.

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Yeah, this made me worried that I’d missed some news about him. Shitty, misleading, clickbaity headline, indeed.

I…want to eat it.

Based on the username and formatting of the title, I’m guessing OP’s native language may be Japanese, where questions are often statement+question word.

Shitsumon desu - It’s a question.

Shitsumon desu ka - Is it a question?

Explain humans. Checkmate, scientists!

I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

So, what I’m gathering from this is that he wants to have sex with cattle - but only the ones from the US.

Sounds about right for someone in the Trump circle.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

Dammit, Timmy, you have fairy godparents; stop praying and start wishing!

How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?