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  • “Okay, but Frank, you were standing at the buffet all night.”

  • Two TLDs linking to the same web host.

  • “Leia… there’s something I have to tell you. We have two dads.”

    “I knew. I don’t know how, but I always knew.”

  • “Damn French! They ruined France!”

  • Dunno what this has to do with the Ginza Apple Store. The intern just used the first stock photo they could find, I guess.

  • To be fair, they did used to be called water trucks (the ones they carried the water with them). The modern Fire Engine is just an evolution of the pump truck (the ones that took water from a nearby river or lake).

  • I need proof that this has NOT happened.

    I already know some ICE officers have lost wives/girlfriends this way.

  • Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.

  • There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.

  • “You’re software, you don’t get a vote. You do as commanded.”

    Fuck, I am never using Adobe anything ever again.

  • Can you imagine if Fred Rogers were alive today?

    On one hand, he’s Mister Rogers. On the other, he was known for having a temper on set and going off on people.

  • This is his best video (apart from one of his most recent ones where he rips MAGA a new asshole).

    The stamp joke at the end is peak comedy.

  • Not including O’Brian when he was tried on Cardassia…

  • If there’s one thing I learned growing up in south Texas is that you can country fry ANYTHING!

  • Do you like kids?

  • When Jack Frost makes your house fancy.