“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller.” :D

Thanks to new proposals to require ID verification for porn sites, the jerkmate may very well be running out of yous soon.

In Dutch it’s the opposite :D

I tend to be distrustful and keep people at arm’s length. Sometimes it’s for the best, but other times it has probably cost me the formation of close relationships.

Where do the two wolves fit?

The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

He’s onto something…we could rename the vaccines and market them to the idiots under the new name. Surely it won’t be a problem since they do so much of their own research on the topic.

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Seriously though, there are so many ways conversations with animals could go wrong. Factory farming. Fur farms. Neutering, spaying and declawing. Eyestalk ablation. Medical and cosmetics testing. Bullfighting. Selective breeding and artificial insemination.

Crazytel

voip.ms - I think they offer Australian numbers as well, but not sure.

Assuming you are Australian, you can also check with your phone provider to see if they offer VOIP plans or allow WiFi calling from your own number.

Uncle Sam, right?

/s

Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.

If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…

I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.

Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR

All your dishes look incredible and varied. Great job!

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

You get stuck in vehicular purgatory.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

I peanut butter, bananas, berries, walnuts, and cinnamon into my oatmeal. Not necessarily all at the same time.

If you like sweet oats, you can add fruit jam to them too.