Bingo. Hurtling to the Apocalypse Bingo! You get a new card each year, unless you upgrade to the premium package where you get a new one each month. When you win your prize is crippling depression!
Agreed. Granted, it's anecdotal, but everyone bringing my food (though, it's been about 10 years) was (or appeared to be) white and all had a better vehicle than me.
Very few better choices. Mr. Rogers, Dolly Parton, Betty White, LeVar Burton, maybe a few others as contenders (I know some of them have already passed).