Drowsy Don to quote buycurious’s reply

This!

Do you mean Drowsy Donald?

I’m not going to tell you these pickle corn dogs will increase in value, or even hold their current value. The truth is, you bought 'em because you like 'em. They have value to you. That’s what matters.

Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself

• Napoleon Dynamite, inventor of ice cream