Then go outside. Outside is where everything is ok.

Probably 5

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I would LOVE to see other comedians rip on him.

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

No. I’m Spartacus.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

He Force Knew. Duh.

NEEMA? It sounds fine. Dems are trying to do something and you bitch about the name.

I HATE this guy. He’s NOT funny. He used to post hours of heckling “clap backs” on reddit and none of them were witty or funny. Post after post of garbage content thinking he is witty.

Fuck this guy and his garbage act.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I’m seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.